David Gardner – Personality

What do I see in Ash?

I don’t see much.

I see a meat boy.

Faffing around

Meat puppet

He is loyal. He is like my dog, the one I kick that keeps coming back for scraps. I see a boy who pisses his pants each time someone gives him a funny look.

In life you need killers, conquerors, warriors.

You need them in your army.

Is Ash one of them?

In a war you need others too.

You need peasants, cannon fodder.

Is Ash a human shield?

Ash is more like a human mound of dirt. Something a killer rests on, then steps over. Ash the human mound of dirt. Only wishes to be stepped upon once more. The only hope he has for human contact.

He is a perfect nothing. A vacuum of personality, filing itself with whatever is convenient for us.

Reams of words continue for this nothing.

Why?

You want me to continue?

Can’t I talk about real person in my team, like Luke Martin? Luke Martin, now he is a speaker. A killer. Luke Martin has sold a dozen of my life coaching programs in the last three weeks.

Look I don’t know what was going through Ash’s head when he did that heinous thing with the dog.

My coaching program works for most but it is not fool proof. You think I encourage bestiality in my life coach program? Come on. He had a screw loose and I took pity on the guy. Now I got shit on my shoe because of it. Do you have any other questions officer? Can I go now?

You want to know where you could find him?

I don’t. Where do you find most of the losers in life? Under a bridge? In an old shack at the edge of worn. He is a loser and a coward. I’m sure you know the profile better than I do. Next time I see him I’ll knock his teeth out for what he has done with the brand. He better pray you find him first.