Kevan Smith - Personality

‘What do you mean I don’t try? I’ve been called the most trying person that ever lived.’

Today I will climb over a fence, the barbed wire at the top is a bother, so I leave my clothes strung over it. It is a bit chilly, lucky my undies don’t snag or the cold weather would be quite evident. Running onto the tarmac isn’t as hard as I thought it would be. Gee, those dogs can run fast. Lucky I got to the baggage truck in time. Only one nip on my left heel.

Those carts aren’t so fast and the dogs can’t jump that high so, chasing them with the truck is great fun. Let’s see how fast they can run now huh. Nearly got one of them, the Rocky that bit me. Giving him a bump up the bum made him squeal loudly. I mean, I was only going for a little drive, the plane could have still drifted down the tarred bit. No need to swoop back up again.

Then those blokes started to shout and holler. One of the bastards started taking pot-shots at me. Really. Such a lot of fuss. It seem to be that the plane had an American flag on the side. I had heard the old bloke was coming for a visit to Sidney today. No matter I’m sure they’ll get at the runway better next time.

Holy shit, those bullets are pinging off the cabin now, I’ll have to ditch this truck into Botany Bay. They can’t catch me there. I’ll swim around for a while and see if I can’t sneak onto one of those yachts. Here we go, rev it up, full speed into the fence. Hey, that worked better than I thought. The wire fence gave way much easier. Don’t care what the doctor said, I can go swimming anywhere I want. Yeah, year, the doctor’s rooms weren’t as secure as they thought. It was easy to break out. ‘No toilet window can hold me!’ I chuckle to myself. Fuck the boulders at the end are a bit hard to get around. I’ll have to let it into the bay. Oh, it’s nice in here, the water’s not so cold. What’s that Banging blooping in the water… Arrrggh…