Roger - Kevan Smith

“Woger Woger. Or is it Weganold? – We had got to stop meeting like this.”

“Well, maybe you can lend me your ears.”

“Ears, I’ve got a whole bag full of ears.”

“How about a Bwyan, do we have a Bwyan?”

“Nope only Casscisuses, Juliuses and July’s a few Maximuses, a small Minus, and a Biggest Dickess.”

“That’ll never do – we need a Woger.”

“How about an Over n’Out, he’s a foreigner, but surely he’ll do?”

“Nope we can’t have agreement to the Senate if we don’t have a Roger. All in favour say ‘Aye’ any ‘Ayes’?"

“Those against say Nay – Any Nays?

“Oh horses are allowed are they? Yes, they are a bit, especially in a stampede …. but some are quite safe really.

"No, no, Wogers, Wagers, Over n’out, Ayes, Yays and Neighs. All these silly names, no wonder we can’t get a consensus."

“Well, No Wandon, said he couldn’t make it today but he said he will come later."

“Why did you come here? Did you come here to Die?”

“No”, said the Australian “I came here yesterdie.”

Big Julie, did you come here to die?